Putting Your AFFAIRS In Order.....

A woman went to her doctor.

The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, 'I've some bad news.You
have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order.'

 The  woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the
waiting room where her daughter had been waiting.

'Well daughter, we women celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate
when  things don't go so well. In this case, things aren't well. I have
cancer.

 Let's head to the club and have a martini.  'After 3 or 4 martinis, the
two were feeling a little less somber. There were some laughs and more
martinis. They were eventually approached by some of the woman's old
friends, who were curious as to what the two were celebrating. The woman
told her friends they were drinking to her impending end. 'I've been
diagnosed with AIDS.'

 The friends were aghast, gave the woman their condolences and beat a
hasty retreat.

 After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned  over and
whispered, 'Mom...